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Last Update: Sunday July 15, 2007

 

 

Welcome to my JakeTown, USA!

   JakeTown is a small, but growing online community where crime so low, the air is clean, And having fun doesn't cost cost an arm and a leg. Life is good in JakeTown and all are welcome to become a fine citizen of our town.

A brief note from our chief of police:

To: All JakeTown residents

 

JakeTown police dept. is devoted to keeping our town a friendly community. Our police officers are always happy to give you directions, so if at anytime you get lost just ask an officer for directions. This police force has a zero tolerance for hate, abuse, drugs, and porn (if you can't get it developed at a fotomat it don't belong here!)

 

Chief                   

 

    Any comments and suggestions to be sent to: Dept. of Pulic Relations
     


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